Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Pocotaligo Restaurant

The latest installation at MOMA:
Pocotaligo Restaurant.
a multimedia still-life display
exploring an Americana theme.

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Note the two clocks - each with their own sense of time.
Possibly the artist was using the juxtaposed beverage themed clock faces to represented an ongoing universal dichotomy and thus the epic struggle of the marketplace.

Superb expression of post-modern consumerist conflict
via the symbol of the wall clock!

Ah, the multiple levels of allegory!
Oh, the Humanity!

or is this the back room of
Harold's Country Club, Yemassee, South Carolina?
No finer food anywhere, 3 days a week.
Wednesday: dogs and burgers.
Thursday: Pot-Luck buffet
Saturday: Steak (call ahead on steak night).

Harold's Country Club
97 US Hwy 17A-21
Yemassee, South Carolina
843-589-4360
***** = 5 Stars, the food and people are wonderful.
The atmosphere is comfortable, very comfortable.
Come as you are & smile.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Manure Basics

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What will you do for your Saturday Bull Session?
Figuratively shoot the bull or literally spread the manure?
Decisions decisions . . . .

There's even a flower on the bag! Now that's good marketing!

Friday, February 18, 2005

Ice.

Dang, it iced up since yesterday!
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The deep freeze iced up, that is . . .

Wow! People toughing out a cold winter sure get bent about a sub-tropical climate! Yesterdays post triggered an avalanche of responses from Snowbirds and el Rain-os.
For those wintering in Boston, Alaska, Minnesota, and that one responder where English is a second language
(I got your point brother, you are on Planet Earth too),
OK! OK! Chill! (I crack myself up)
Here, this is for you:
we have ice too. Sure do, plenty of it, too much of it, for a few more hours anyway.

Any Archeologists out there wanting to study ice fossiled boiled peanuts labeled "1997" just hit "reply email" (top left of page) and send a self addressed stamped envelope.
Act now, offer expires around sundown when I get back from the beach.

They're re-lighting the ol' lighthouse today & I'm on the VIP list. I'm wearing a vintage Surfing Magazine T-shirt, fleece vest and Long Pants - not shorts. It's not all that warm.
Toe-tay Buckwheat?
I'm not even wearing sandals. Things are tough all over ;-)

Thursday, February 17, 2005

72 degrees in February

Is it getting warmer or is it just me?
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so tempting to comment about how
the Valentines flowers are working, but I'm keeping it clean.
And smooth. And soft. And warm.
My mind is not in the gutter, it's in the sand dunes.
Enjoy, snowbirds! & all y'all el rain-os in CA!

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Two more roses

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By popular demand, Red Roses.
Some of you folks are traditionalists.
You loved the Peonys & Pink Perfections but asked for the default standard - you got it!
Beautiful aren't they?
Yep, beautiful. Delicate red velvet petals.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Valentines Day, Sweetheart!

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Don't you just love the names of things?
Like flower names. Pink Perfection.
Wow! I'm sold, sign me up. That's what I want,
Pink Perfection. Especially on 2-14.

One reader writes that today he was empty handed but his idea is to give his sweetie a nickname for Valentines.
Hmm. A nickname.
Everybody on the playground knows you cannot give yourself a nickname, but has anyone ever heard of a Valentines gift being Intellectual Property?
Free advice:
The anti-consumerism aspect of your Valentines idea is a plus, but dude - go pick some wild flowers on the way home. Even a backrub is free and it's a more tangible gift than a nickname.
You two can re-name each other while talking in the dark.

Keep those cards & letters coming!

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Don't let This be You.

You are a Matador.
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Even wearing your Suit of Lights, one mistake and you get a schooling you don't want.
It's Sunday so you really should have taken care of business by now. You have -0- more shopping days 'til Valentines.
Do not panic!

Panic leads to egregious lapses in judgment,
as shown in these headlines:

1) Give Your Valentine the Royal treatment
Looking for Valentine dinner reservations she'll remember-always?
Tell your sweetheart you have reservations for dinner - in Cincinnati. When you pull into the White Castle parking lot, she'll definitely be surprised.
White Castle restaurants in Cincinnati are accepting reservations for dinner by candlelight. You'll receive table service complete with wait staff, from 5 to 8 p.m. Valentine's Day, Feb. 14.

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and this headline:
2) Real or Fake, Gas Station Flowers Gaining in Popularity
I have a story here:
Once I bought a fresh floral bouquet for her. Much ado upon presentation, I wore a rainbow aurora. I hoped to upgrade to a halo.
Ah, Foolish me . . .
I made the mistake of saying I got them at a convenient location. While in a grocery store (for her) I grabbed a cash and carry bouquet. The flowers, once their purchase venue was known, were no longer a thoughtful gift. They weren't even considered fresh anymore.
"Look at the brown spot and this one is wilting"!
My glory was fleeting.
Nothing wrong with the gift, the bouquet had glowed just moments earlier.
I botched the presentation.
Don't let this be you.

TCB early and often.
Your domestic tranquility depends on your actions.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Rose Froze

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It may seem counter intuitive but the best way to protect a rose in freezing weather is to encase it in ice.

Some people use counter intuitive interactions
in their inter-personal relationships.
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Woman jailed for ripping off lover's testicle
LONDON (Reuters) - A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda M., 24, flew into a rage after Geoffrey J., 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
Amanda grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Geoffrey handed it back to him saying "that's yours".

[it's not clear why a friend of Geoffrey was so conveniently located]
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Man Held in Chat-Room Effort at a Mass Suicide
GRANTS PASS, Ore., (AP) - A man used an Internet chat room to try to arrange a mass suicide on Valentine's Day involving more than two dozen women across the United States and Canada, the authorities say.
The man, Gerald K., 26, was arrested at his mother's mobile home and has been charged with solicitation to commit murder. The chat-room participants planned to log in on Valentine's Day and commit suicide while keeping in touch over the Internet. Investigators say the total number who planned to do so was 32.
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"Anyone in a new relationship should not be allowed out in public," said Liz Tuccillo, a co-author of "He's Just Not That Into You," a best-selling dating advice book.
"Sometimes people in couples don't think," she said.
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“Happy Loving Couples”
You know what I mean
Happy loving couples
In matching lamb turtle-neck sweaters
Reading Ideal Homes magazine
Yeah!

Wanna be, wanna really be what my friends pretend to be
Be it in my own good time
Being kind to myself till I become
one of two of a kind

Happy loving couples make it look so easy
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine

- Joe Jackson, on Look Sharp!
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Love is a rose. Mind the thorns.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Three days 'til V.D.

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An Eternity Ring.

A diamond isn't the only thing that's forever.
Valentines Day is looming.
The Greeting card/Floral/Jewelry market forces prove
that Love is a verb made tangible by a sales receipt.

Don't let your marketing-pitch-susceptible significant other think you have stiffed her.

Guys, you cannot coast on:
past dinners, backrubs, walks along the beach (at sunset), Oprah books,
toilet seats placed correctly, toothpaste tubes re-squeezed per standard,
dust bunnies hunted and captured, spiders exorcised,
any past white knight episode of the day (you got lucky once),
doors opened, cars washed, light bulbs replaced,
remembering where everything goes per prior agreement,
does this make me look fat” answered with affection,
wearing those clothes she picked out for you at the Mall,
(she shopped, you paid, you hoped none of your friends saw you),
eating your brocolli and tofu together while watching Judging Amy,
or ending every sentence to her with “Yes M’am”.

Your prior flowers have wilted and been discarded.
On 2/14/2005: "What have you done for me lately?"

Uh-oh, I'm not helping myself out here . . . Gotta go make reservations at Chez Swank.
Gargoyle! Bring us your best Giraffe of Wine!
- a Cheech & Chong quote I'll never forget.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Arsenal and Museum

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Once housed a shrunken head but no one believes me. The people I grew up with know it's true but nobody else believes a shrunken head was displayed in here.

The building also served as a Magistrates office where I once had to state my case on why a friend was riding on the hood of a car I was driving. To top it off, it wasn't my car and I had no clear right to operate it. I was 15, does that help explain the lack of plausible explanation?

Thank goodness the magistrate had also been my 5th grade Health teacher. I lost my license for 30 days by mutual agreement. The magistrate / 5th grade Health teacher took my license, put it in his shirt pocket, I came back in 30 days and got it back. He had it in his desk.
No points off, no insurance rate increase,
and no repeat offenses, Sir.
Justice was served, I was reformed.
And I have never again driven around town in a semi-stolen vehicle
with someone riding on the hood! Not Once!

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Mardi Gras Express

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Take Amtrak in a big circle back to where you started.
This train was so long I had time to get bored, get the camera, change my mind because the train must be ending by now . . . . and then take a few photos of the first perpetual motion railway. I finally figured why this train refused to conclude. The key clue was there was no caboose; this railway train twisted and turned until it was wrapped around and around loops of track whereupon it then hooks back onto itself.

This photo has nothing to do with Mardi Gras, Fat Tuesday, Lent, the Big Easy, New Orleans, or any Parrish in Louisiana. I just wanted to post it. For one reason: Kinda needed to get the fleshy female frontal photo off the front page of the blog (below) before I'm tempted to create a full frontal front page.
I've caught more flak from the photo than from having banner ads. I think people are OK with Google Ads since they aren't typical banner ads. No flashing, no claims that you've won something if you -->click here<--



And No, you still don't know who she is (below).
Stop it. Grow Up. [like she did] H00-OO-oo! Did she ever!

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Your Ad Here

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What you suspected is now official:
At midnight I went down to the crossroads
and I sold my soul to the Devil.
Robert Johnson sends his regards, he served as my agent and helped broker the deal.
Elmore James couldn't make it. Elmore was busy instructing an audience how to best shake yo money maker using Google ads.

Google ads are bannered across the blog.
Play around with the ads - open a post in a separate window and you can get a feel for just how content-sensitive the Google AdSense can be. It works well and was an ease to implement. Not 100% simple and it took two tries, but hey my reflexes are not what they used to be.
My next goal is to post content that will cause the AdSense to post banner ads featuring Pigs Feet. And some such stuff.
[test]
Most Provacative Billie Holiday song title:
"Gimme a Pigs Foot and a Bottle of Beer"
(...)

Regarding the photo above:
1) No that is not anyone you know. Stop emailing your guesses.
2) It is from eBay, a woman was auction off her charming self for a banner ad of her own. I think she is from England, based on the term "advert" and a few other clues. Recently a guy sold his forehead for 1 year for a ad tattoo.

We can all start saving up for our soon-to-be required
US Government Barcode Tattoo.
One World Government, The Apocalypse is near,
Have A Nice Day.

Oh, and please click on the links from our kind sponsors.
In Economic terms it's: TANFL, there ain't no free lunch.
No Mo anyway.
The Sky is Crying, Look at the Tears Roll Down the Street.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

February first, sweetheart

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These are for you.
Time to start finding out what your honey will find special on Valentines Day 2005. You are welcome for the reminder.
The featured flower is the Peony.
[say: Pee - OH! - Nee]
Flowers Do It!
Order today
Bittys Flower Shop
Beaufort, SC
843-524-4547

say "Burton Sent You"