A Kansas City-based UFO expert says Mars is inhabited by giant spider-like creatures.
The expert also says orbiting Mars probes have photographed large sponge-like creatures similar to tumbleweeds rolling across the Martian landscape on a regular basis.
The floating, rolling, and tumbling process is apparently an established transportation method.
In this actual photograph (above), local NASA affiliate bonton laboratory has re-created an image from the red planet to enlighten our readers. The use of night vision lenses resulted in the green hue.
(He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar)
3 comments:
wow - David Bowie, Joe Jackson... dig your taste in music, because it looks a lot like mine.
ok, dude, time to get a job now
can bonton be saved?
can the blog survive its success?
and why "Ziggy Stardust"? Maybe use of "Ziggy" is a signal, a cry for help.
anyway, the line "and like some cat from Japan, He could lick them bysmiling" - WHAT does that mean anyway???
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